Obamacare in 4 sentences

Here is the 2500 page Obama Care condensed to 4 sentences…..
As it seems to be working, this is according to plan!

In order to insure the uninsured, we first have to un-insure the insured.

Next, we require the newly un-insured to be re-insured.

To re-insure the newly un-insured, they are required to pay extra charges
to be re-insured.

The extra charges are required so that the original insured, who became
un-insured, and then became re-insured, can pay enough extra so that the original
un-insured can be insured, free of charge to them.