Remember this guy?

“Socialism only works in two places:
Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it.”
-Ronald Reagan

“Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.”
– Ronald Reagan

“The most terrifying words in the English language are:
‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.'”
-Ronald Reagan

“The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.”
-Ronald Reagan

“Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.”
– Ronald Reagan

‘I have wondered at times about what the
Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses
had run them through the U.S. Congress..
-Ronald Reagan

“The taxpayer: That’s someone who works
for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the
civil service examination.”
– Ronald Reagan

“Government is like a baby:
An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.”
– Ronald Reagan

“The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on
this earth is a government program.”
– Ronald Reagan

“It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession.
I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.”
– Ronald Reagan

“Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
– Ronald Reagan

“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed,
there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself,
you can always write a book.”
– Ronald Reagan

“No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.”
– Ronald Reagan

“If we ever forget that we’re one nation under GOD, then we will be a nation gone under.”
-Ronald Reagan



“Fight organized crime…re-elect no one!”

From the diary of a Pre-School Teacher

We who have taught, or love children who have been taught, know this is funny!

From the diary of a Pre-School Teacher

My five-year old students are learning to read.
Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,
“Look at this! It’s a frickin’ elephant!”

I took a deep breath, then asked…”What did you call it?”

“It’s a frickin’ elephant! It says so on the picture!”

And so it does…

“A f r i c a n Elephant”

Hooked on phonics! Ain’t it wonderful?
Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are.

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often