The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney.
The auditor says, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Ralph.
Continue reading Gambling with the IRS
Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this ‘green thing’ back in my day. “The young clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations.” She was right — our generation didn’t have this ‘green thing’ in our day.
Continue reading That ‘Green Thing’
I had everything planned and had told my wife I would not be going to church with her on Sunday. My wife reminded me that Sunday was the Sabbath Day and hunting a trophy buck should not be part of the Sabbath.
- I scouted the area all summer.
- I searched out the best location for my tree-stand.
- I set it all up a month ahead of time.
- I trailed the herd.
- I picked out a trophy buck.
- Two days before opening day I rechecked every aspect of the hunt.
- Everything was in place.
- Sunday morning, I woke up at 2 am.
- I put on my camo, loaded my pack, set out for my stand.
- This was destined to be an epic hunt.
- As I approached my deer stand……..
I called my wife and told her I had decided not to hunt on the Sabbath and would meet her at church. The Sunday sermon was entitled
“The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways”.
In a bid to stem taxpayer losses for bad loans guaranteed by federal housing agencies Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac, Senator Bob Corker (R-Tenn.) proposed that borrowers be required to make a 5% down payment in order to qualify for a loan.
His proposal was rejected 57-42 on a straight party-line vote because, as Senator Chris Dodd (D-Conn) explained, “Passage of such a requirement would restrict home ownership to only those who can afford it.”
I can’t add anything to this … I just can’t.
…Well, I guess it was almost a foregone conclusion; but here it is, live and in living color!!
Move over Hanoi Jane, here comes “Peking Michele.!”
This is her true color.
This is what she believes in she is NO different than Jane Fonda!
I wonder if she really would appreciate her life style if she actually had to live in China??
This should go VIRAL. This is what the tyrants in the white house think of our beloved nation.
Have you EVER seen her hold or wave an AMERICAN FLAG??
Our govt gets bigger (and more corrupt) by the day. Unbelievable!!!
If nothing else has pissed you off about this administration this might get to you.
The US has entered into a contract with a real estate firm to sell 56 buildings that currently house U.S. Post Offices. The government has decided it no longer needs these buildings, most of which are located on prime land in towns and cities across the country. The sale of these properties will fetch about $19 billion.
A regular real estate commission will be paid to the company that was given the exclusive listing for handling the sales. That company is CRI and it belongs to a man named Richard Blum.
Richard Blum is the husband of Senator Dianne Feinstein (D). (Most voters and many of the government people who approved the deal have not made the connection between the two because they have different last names).
Continue reading Corruption always has a (D) at the end of the name
Thomas Jefferson was a very remarkable man who started learning very early in life and never stopped.
At 5, began studying under his cousin’s tutor.
At 9, studied Latin, Greek and French.
At 14, studied classical literature and additional languages.
Continue reading Who was Thomas Jefferson?